President Donald TrumpThe Simple Child

Trump, the Simple Child, answers your Passover questions:
Why is this night different from all other nights? Let me tell you. It's a very special night, you know. Very special. We may be eating flat bread, which I gotta tell you is a little bland, but I'll be able to do something about that. Where was I. Oh, right, you know there was no way that Pharaoh was going to let your people go. No way. But you know what he did. He let them go. We are going to do that sort of thing to, you know. We are going to let our people go and make America great again. So many people. Many of them happen to be Jews. Jews that voted for me, some of which are at this seder table right now. I think a lot of Jews want to see a change. And speaking of change, Melania sitting over there on the orthopedic cushion would like to replace this roasted egg with a more permanent faberge egg you can enjoy for Passovers to come. Okay? Thank you.

President Trump,please see me after class...

Your proclamation for a "National Day of Patriotic Devotion" is unacceptable.  

Go home, you're drunk.

Donald Trump's LinkedIn Profile SUCKS

Here in America, we used to value not only our electoral process, but the resumes of past Presidential elects.

So if you're just joining us, our new President had never been elected to a public office prior, nor has he served in and/or ranked in our military.

In other fun facts, his Cabinet will be the first without a Hispanic member since 1988. There is also a smaller percentage of women and nonwhites than the first cabinets of Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton and George Bush.

This marks the first President since Truman without a Pet in the White House (though his VP was ironically named Barkley).

Oh, and Donald Trump will be the first President of the United States in 25 years to not have a graduate degree of any kind.

His LinkedIn profile also sucks, so don't get me started. Very, very bad. No endorsements. Should be ashamed.

what's going on MARVIN GAYE

Are You Celebrating?

• for those who voted because you're republican • 
Are you celebrating a victory for your party, despite your loss of dignity in how you got it?


• for those who voted for "anyone but her" • 
 Are you still standing by your decision to throw away your vote, on a third party candidate that you “trusted” or “liked” more?


• for those who voted in the face of your people • 
Do you think your vote for him makes you a conservative Jew, African-American, Latino, Hispanic, or Muslim?


• for those who didn't vote with your vagina • 
Do you feel safer as a woman with a white male leader that devalues your equality?


• for those who think america isn't as great as it was before • 
How do you think we're viewed in the eyes of other nations today?


• for those who believe marriage is between a man and a woman •
 How do you justify your superiority to gay friends, family and colleagues?

only fools and horses

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mickey mouse politics...

He was slammed by the press for staying in Disney World last December during the blizzard that took New Jersey.

Now, an exclusive report from Beware of the Blog has linked the Walt Disney Company to Chris Christie on an expanded scale.

Here's an exclusive first look at the upcoming coffee-table book Chris Christie is a Big Fat Disney Character...