I PITTY THE PODCAST


wish, originally uploaded by tsokolove.

This week's exciting podcast features the following wisdom:

- the new must have trend is in your pants

- dude, loose the fauxhawk

- if you're a chinese restaurant and you don't have the crispy noodles, what good are you?

- pitty the fool

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Catch me if you can...


Be sure to catch my cameo appearance in this weekend's new release "SIN CITY." I'm hard to spot, but I'm credited as "Guy with Two Scoops of Superman Ice Cream on a Sugar Cone."

Code of ethics...


mona_gold, originally uploaded by tsokolove.

Know those people on the subway, waiting to board the plane, or standing in line at the grocery store while reading "The Da Vinci Code?"

Try these icebreakers for a nice conversation (especially if they are not too far into the book)...

- "Hey, did you get to the part where Sophie is beheaded?"

- "I can't believe they shoot the pope."

- "Psst. Wanna know the code?"

- "How do you think Jesus would feel if he saw you reading that?"

- "You know that's all a true story? I swear to god, Langdon is my Uncle."

Twenty emails for you to send...

Posted by: tsoko
Twenty emails for you to send...
You know those wonderful little photo emails that your co-workers and friends send to your office email account in an effort to unknowingly get you fired?

Leave it to England's SUN tabloid to list the TOP 20 of them.

Enjoy...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,13-2005111247,00.html

Future Fellinis...


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Every Friday in March I teach filmmaking to a great group of 4th, 5th and 6th graders in New Jersey.

This year's class just wrapped their film, "The Magic of Movies," a documentary that takes an in depth look at the making of what is sure to be a classic - "When Monkeys Attack."

CLICKHERE to view our trailer for the doc.

THE NEW PODCAST IS HERE!

You've waited long enough, fellow podcast listeners.

Recorded from table number 10 at the Risotteria in the heart of the Village.

In our podcast you will learn all about:

1) How Todd became a slave to the man. Here's a hint ...
blackberry

2) Why did they kinda almost get thrown out of the Risotteria.

3) Just how big is Bono's ego?

4) Scarier than RING TWO, is Rachel's actual cell phone RING.

DOWNLOAD THE NEW POCAST HERE

Now hear this...

Posted by: tsoko
Now hear this...
The next BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast will happen tonight. I swear! Tune in after 9pm for the full monty for your ears.

It's Evolution Baby!

So the latest "Creationist" move to protect their children from the evil of Science is to have numerous IMAX documentaries that touch on the issue of evolution removed by science museums.

After receiving complaints from members of the audience during such IMAX classics as "Galapagos," one
director at the Fort Worth Museum of Science promptly removed the film from its lineup.

According to the Times this weekend, such decisions to bar screenings of the film are apt to affect the content of IMAX documentaries in the future!

Just a thought, but here's a fool-proof plan to appease these wack-a-do pushers of Intelligent Design.

Upon entering the IMAX theatre, patrons will be fitted with this very special helmet that connects ever so slightly to the eyes...

eyes

This will allow the viewer to forcefully view the upcoming IMAX productions "Evolution is our Friend" and "Darwin, Dig Him."

It's the perfect blend of science, technology, and film. Just add popcorn.

I just really need to have this...

Posted by: tsoko
I just really need to have this...
The first full function bubble blower with a puff of magic smoke! The Professor Bubble - Magic Smokey Bubbler lets you create tons of smoke filled bubbles! Pop the bubble for a puff of magic smoke. Just fill the smoke fluid tank, dip in the bubble solution and pull the trigger. Comes with bubble and magical smoke solution.

RING THREE - Samara sells Samoas


ringthree, originally uploaded by tsokolove.

You can't stop her.

Jolly good show...

Posted by: tsoko
Jolly good show...
This is the movie's title in England right now. Would less people see it because there are no White Castles in the UK?

Really, I don't see a lot of Brits scratching their heads at the title since the movie is SO OBVIOUSLY AMERICAN.

I can see how having so many REAL castles in your country might throw you off a bit. Why is this Harold and Kumar going to a white castle? Are they being knighted? Why on Earth is the castle white? Is this some sort of racist castle?

Knee-Jerk reaction to Project Greenlight...


Many years ago I had the pleasure of interning for Miramax Films (pre-Disney, post-Sex, Lies, Videotape).

Long story short, I worked in Harvey's office, did go-for jobs for his assistants, and it was all hush-hush because they were told no interns that summer could be hired.

When Harvey found out I was there (by literally running into me in the hallway) he offered one word of friendly advice - LEAVE!

Living up to pretty much every story you have ever heard about the guy, Harvey was a scary, scary man. I shit a brick right there and then, but calmly walked away and listened in the distance to the sounds of assistants being fired and beat (not necessarily in that order).

So, I have this advice for you Harv, with your Entertainment Weekly cover story, your cursed Dimension flop "Cursed," your non-winning Aviator-ass best picture entry, and last night's timely episode of Project Greenlight (or How We Learned To Stop Worrying About The Films And Love Crap).

LEAVE

Leave the Entertainment industry completely. Leave Disney (sooner rather than later). Leave the girlfriend and go back to the wife and kids. Leave the marketing to the marketers and the filmmaking to the filmmakers. It's over now. Go.

When MJ attacks...


meouch, originally uploaded by tsokolove.

One of the perks of doing this podcast with NYCBabylon is the chance to visit in person with MJ Cat.

What started out as a nice conversation about cats, New York, and the art of motorcycle maintenance, turned into an ugly flash of the claws and a mild scratch to the chin.

We did, however, make it out alive to do our new podcast. DOWNLOAD HERE for your listening pleasure.

Ok, Ok, E's MJ in PJs...


pjmj, originally uploaded by tsokolove.

As a few of you have pointed out since my last post, the E! Michael Jackson trial (the one with the actors) is actually a day late.

So, MJ was in PJs after all. Just a day late for the television version.

But, come on people. I want my trial reenactments to be DAY AND DATE.

Is that asking too much? I think not.

Ma ma se, Ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa!

IF THE GLOVE DOES NOT FIT...


I'm sitting here watching the E! Michael Jackson Trial (the one with the actors) and the guy playing Michael is in a suit.

Everyone knows he wore pajamas today, and E! fucked even this up?!!

I wish I could stop watching this train wreck.

Six degress of fabulous...


I don't know 'bout you, but I almost jumped out of my seat when I saw the ads for this Barbershop spin-off movie called Beauty Shop.

Apparently Kevin Bacon plays flamboyant rival salon manager Jorge Christophe, and if you've seen the trailer or ads on TV, you'll understand why this is so bizzare.

Kevin, you jumped the shark with that Africa Basketball movie, you need not do this again.

Do not fear the podcast...


I just feel like I need to clear this up.

You don't need to have an IPod to hear the Podcasts.

You can listen to them by clicking and hearing in your browser, or you can download the MP3s and listen to them on your own time.

It's your prerogative.

Let's say it's getting late and you want to nosh on some nice pretzels while listening to Todd and Rachel's great new Podcast. You can do that. It's just that free a country. Unless you're listening in a country that is not free. That's cool too.

Things you'll learn in this week's podcast:


gilbertsatan, originally uploaded by tsokolove.

DOWNLOAD THE NEW POCAST HERE.

And learn...

- Gilbert O'Sullivan's possible links to Satan.

- All about the Beckisode.

- About the saddest movies ever made.

- What one of Rachel's favorite foods is?

- Our special guest stars many New York careers.

MASTER OF MY DOMAIN!!!!!!!!


I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, at least I have bewareoftheblog.com and .net, so now all you have to do is type in that and you'll get this site.

Pearl Harbor sucks, and I miss you...


To quote the greatest original song from a motion picture last year, "Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?"

Last night I caught E's exlusive premiere of the new trailer for THE AMITYVILLE HORROR remake, or as it's known in the Entertainment industry, "LOOK OUT, CRAP'S COMING!"

The original was scary, freaky, and preposterous enough to not warrant a remake (although it was good for at least 5 sequels, my favorite being the one where Meg Ryan is sucked into a pit by a slimy demon ).

GMAT, SHMAT


GMAT, SHMAT
Posted by: tsoko.
Just for fun, I took the GMATs last night and I got a 641 overall. It was at one of those booths in Duane Reade next to the blood pressure machine. Those things rock.
Ever think you might get your hand stuck in one of those and never get it back? That's a thought that haunts me night and day.
It's a free test, but you could loose an arm.
The GMAT test was far less risky.